if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
Its amazing that at no point during the last week, someone in a position of power hasn’t said, “ok lets just arrest him to calm things down. We have enough evidence to suspect he may have broken the law. We’ll figure the fine details out later”.
Apparently that hasn’t been seen as a viable option throughout all this chaos.
Behold: the evolution of the Sprouse Twins: Dylan and Cole, better known as Zack and Cody
THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED